Its All About ME!!!

This space is for stuff about me; no kids, no husband, no nuthin but me! Well, you will see an occasional reference and rambling related to others, but all in all, one big narcicist spot for me!

Thursday, November 29, 2007

I'm Not A Vending Machine!!

What is it about kids that make them think Mom is a vending machine? Lauren gets off the buss and the first thing she says (literally) is, "I'm hungry!" Annika will be riding in the car and suddenly announce, "Hungry!" Like I have a little button on me that I push and food just spits out.

"Do you see any food with me?" I ask.

"But I'm hungry!"

Frustrated sigh from me, "I'm not a vending machine! You'll have to wait until I can fix a snack."

"Don't you have an apple"

"No."

"Yogurt?"

Trying not to sound as frustrated as I feel, I inform her, "No, I do not have any food with me."

"But you should. You should always have food with you!"

Again, "I'm not a vending machine; you should be OK for a short while." And why should I always have food with me??!! Good grief child, I fix you three meals a day and two healthy snacks; I spend a good deal of effort to balance veggies, whole grains, proteins and calcium products to ensure you have a healthy diet full of nutritious foods and not empty calories. Children in Africa literally are starving, while you eat 5-6 times A DAY! You are NOT hungry! Trust me.

Bill worries about them eating all the time. I assure him that 95% of the food they do eat is nutrient dense and not loaded with empty calories. But his doubt has ebbed into my brain, and now I doubt my own instincts. And, maybe Annika is eating a little more than she should. Maybe. So I visit the food pyramid web site and play a little game to see how many calories they have consumed.

Maybe they are hungry after all. Turns out my non-stop eating kids only eat about 1200-1400 calories a day, and they should be eating about 16000. Well, basically I trust them to know when they are hungry for food (not junk) and I offer them healthy, growing food when they are hungry.

But, geeeees, don't ask for food while I am driving in the car. I am not a vending machine!!

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